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mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

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textpoops:

“Hello stock photo models today I have some great ideas”

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murkurlur:

augustuswtrs:

artistic-therapist:

augustuswtrs:

people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’

you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’

vadidgeridoos

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kittiezandtittiez:

1. He forgot to post it anonymously

2. He sent it to himself.

3. He’s correcting his own grammar.

4. His correction is wrong.

5. He spelled grammar wrong.

6. He’s insulting his own blog.

7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.

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babyferaligator:

urinatings:

FACT: ocean

this is not a fact i asked my mom

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encyclopeniss:

what if tumblr was like a box of chocolates and you didnt know what url you’d get

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Can someone explain to me why Westboro Baptist Church is protesting the funerals of the children though? Like they’ve tried that before, but I really don’t see why you would protest the funeral of a child.